Hi! We’re Phoebe & Archie — partners in life, food, and occasionally arguing over who gets the last bite. Phoebe’s Plate, Archie’s Appetite is our little corner of the internet where we share honest, light-hearted food reviews from the places we eat. Think of us as your mates who love a good roast, can’t resist trying something new, and aren’t afraid to say when the chicken’s a bit dry.


We’re not professional critics we’re just two people who really like eating (and laughing while we do it). From Sunday roasts in Manchester to late-night kebabs in Berlin, we’ll give you the highs, the lows, and the “was it worth it?” moments.
If you’re after Michelin stars, you won’t find them here. But if you want real, funny, no-nonsense takes on food that normal people actually eat, you’re in the right place. Want us to eat at your cafe or restaurant? email us at me@phoebesplatearchiesappetite.uk

